Dear FimbulvetrIce:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I tripped on some sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the apartment building.

Go burn,
Emilky

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THIS IS FUN. GO DO IT. Sorry that you were the victim, FIce XDDDDDD